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Episode 54: The End of the Internet (And I Feel Hawtt)

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 20:25:07 +1300

With the end of the 00's, the boys reflect on the decade that has past in terms of great achievements in Music, Film and Television by sharing with you, our loyal listeners our definitive "Best of the Decade" lists. While this may sound boring as all shit (and might be to some), the different tastes of your hosts sparks some great discussion and some very unexpected choices are made. We have a special guest in the studio, Tom Stuart, who compiles his list on the fly, and although being a huge metal fan, manages to make some excellent choices. Good job buddy. This doubles as our final Christmas episode, and there won't be a new show till we get back from new years in early January.

Thanks for Listening!

Episode 53: The Good, The Bad And The HAWTTI

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:15:04 +1300

For this long awaited episode the boys had promised you a few famous guests. Did they deliver? Yes. Anthony, Branko and Jonathan graced the studio, hot from their tour of greater Howick after their article fame. However, the Artisan Guns, busy with an Australian tour to prepare for, couldn't be here. This doesn't mean there was nothing to talk about though. Among other things, they talk about their dash with fame in the Eastern Courier (and the controversy which followed!), the All Whites (sports on hawtti?!), a positively revolting development on Shortland Street (shhh) and a few sweet gigs. Oh and we're total fans of Prussian Blue, btw. Here's a link to some of my favourite gay pornography: http://tiny.cc/gayporn583.

Episode 52: In His Dylligent Presence

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:20:41 +1300

Long time HAWTTI friend Dylan Marshall was always going to appear on the show but this particular appearence came earlier than expected for one simple reason. Dylan (Mr. Dylligence) is a rapper. On this very special debut show he lays down a few unique, raw rhymes (including a choice hawtti intro). He goes into depth about the craft, his newly formed crew and shares some well road-tested shower tips. This sounds like a joke, but it isn't, Mr. Dylligence is exceptional.

Episode 51: Our Proposal

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:02:06 +1300

In this episode, their second ever live show, the boys are joined by longtime friend Stacey Brummer. She's up from Wellington so they have many questions about film productions she's working on and what the men are like there (strange, apparently). They also talk about Fashion Week faux pas, drunken bets and respond to comments from "HAWTTI: Girlfriends (coming Summer 2009)" member Katy Bond. We apologise for the missing part at the beginning, I guess you shoulda listened live, jerks.

Episode 50: We'll Do It Live!

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:36:44 +1200

It may have taken over two years but the boys have finally made it to fifty episodes! What have they done to celebrate this especially monmentous event? Well...nothing really. But we had a deal, and you guys broke it (we didn't get cakes). This was also the first HAWTTI episode to be broadcast live on our server and also on the Moshbox 106.7fm station (this offended some people, we're not sorry). What did we cover this week? New movies, parties, throwing pancakes in Dennys and the ever developing adventures with bus girl are addressed once again.

Episode 49: Main Mann

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:15:03 +1200

What an asshole. How dare he not like Michael Mann. I for one love Michael mann. The plots, the digital video, he's unstoppable. Romance was kinda shitty but that's to be expected from such a great man. Hey fuck you if you hate Michael Mann, I love him. He's hyper-stylised, MTV and DEFINITELY not shallow. He's done Last of the Mohicans, you got, Thief, Collateral (oh man!), The Insider (his best movie!). One of my favourite directors, for sure. Oh and fuck Branko and his opinion about Depp. Mann hid him alot, kinda to the side of some shots and wasn't the focus of alot of the shots. There really are some EXTREME close ups in that film. Some Great camera tricks. He's not as asshole, I just really love Michael Mann.

Episode 48: Jessticulated

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:51:11 +1200

It's a non-stop gab fest this week as the boys are joined by a...uh... girl for the first time in two(ish) years. This does not mean that they were on their best behaviour though, far from it. Jessica Prebble is very game and discusses everything from celebrities (yes including MJ) to sex and people we know. The show flows well, and Jess gives even Branko a run for his money, which is great.

Episode 47: Boys, Branks, n' Harmony

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:09:56 +1200

The boys sound very good in this one. It's the holidays and they've almost made it to 50 shows. Jesus, they must have a deal with someone high up to get this far. Topics touched upon include yet another Loveable Loser episode, the very successful HAWTTI hosted gig at the King's Arms, fat jerkoffs at concerts, friends offending friends and Transformers raking in the cash. Important note: yes MJ does get a mention, we had to but it's very, very brief.

Episode 46: How Audible Is It?

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:37:44 +1200

We can promise that this is the most raw and honest episode yet. Much of this is due to the guest, Sean Winchester, who promised to tell the whole truth about everything. If you're offended by anything said, go fuck yourself. Topics touched upon include: the most attractive girls at Macleans, Jono sending too many emails without getting results, the Mother of all energy drinks, a punchup in a bathroom and a goal in 25 seconds, among other things. Pearce was too scared to attend but hopefully we'll meet again...when the killing stops.

Episode 45: (I've Got Those) Bus Girl Blues

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:42:08 +1200

Today we bring you not only one but TWO very special guests into the studio for somewhat of a reunion episode. Touted as one of the longest episodes in HAWTTI history (by us) this may almost be worth the time we made you wait for it. Among the topics discussed are: The Artisan Guns name change, some recent fan mail, the first HAWTTI event, Jono's standup debut, great burgers, faux facebooks, beautiful girls on the bus, Branko's monday from hell, and much much more!

Episode 44: Shore Things

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:26:59 +1300

Joined in the studio by a very special guest we've been trying to source for weeks, the boys churn out a fantastic show with full bore discussion from beginning to end. From recent concert reports (the Who, Coldplay) to discussions on the rights and wrong of internet piracy, the show takes a more serious turn than you might be used to. We stand up for our mate Barack Obama, Metcalf gets owned about his "Screamo" knowledge, some sweet shit on YouTube AND some fantastic television shows.

Episode 43: Coffee & Sugar

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:48:52 +1300

In an alternate 2009 New Zealand, HAWTTIers are part of the fabric of everyday society, and the "Doomsday Clock" - which charts Morgans' tension with Branko - is permanently set at five minutes to midnight. When one of his former colleagues is murdered, the washed-up but no less determined masked vigilante Pearce sets out to uncover a plot to kill and discredit all past and present podcasters, and therefore isn't there (again). As he reconnects with his former crime-fighting legion - a ragtag group of retired Comedy Dogs, only one of whom has true powers - Pearce glimpses a wide-ranging and disturbing conspiracy with links to his band's past and catastrophic consequences for the future. Their mission is to watch over humanity...but who is watching the watchmen?

Episode 42: IT'S FUCKING DISTRAAAACTING (OH GOOD)

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:36:58 +1300

After a very characteristic break, the boys are back in the studio with a bottle full of booze and a barrel full of tales to tell. We've been very busy over the last few weeks, and since Metcalf has a girlfriend, he doesn't care about anyone else because he's a faggot like that. We discuss many parties that have occurred, THE WATCHMEN MOVIE, some shitty movie called Gran Torino, We also cover performance nerves, Christian Bale's latest blowout and how Chris brown likes to beat chicks. A Tour de Force of show, a required listen for anyone has alot of free time, and like people who talk loads of shit. ENJOYYYYY.

Episode 41: Oh, Lonesome Morgan

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:42:52 +1300

After a lengthy holiday break (which was sweet) the boys bring you our first ever DOUBLE EPISODE to make up for the lack of shows recently. This episode contains both our holiday reports, tales of woe, dirty cheating bitches AND our Big Day Out Report 2009. A real cracker of a show, hope you guys had a good holiday.

PEARCE.

Episode 40: MERRRRRYYYYY CHRISTMASSSSSSSSS!

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:29:35 +1300

With the weighty task of living up to last years HAWTTI Christmas Extravaganza, the boys were anxious. But on the night (day) of recording, brimming full of enthusiasm we went straight into it, with neither a list or an idea in sight. With an very special (and somewhat unexpected) guest showing up in the studio (actually) we discuss the ridiculous holiday retail hours we've been working, classic christmas anthems, our plan for christmas day and new years and much much more. Listen in for a very special musical segment at the end.

Merry Christmas, and a HAWTTI New Year!

Episode 39: Podcastin' Is Dead

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:47:57 +1300

With a ream of concert tales and party debauchery to divulge, this episode is well and truly stuffed with content. We recap further events from the Christchurch trip, the new Bond film, Shitcalf's band playing on Bfm, and how he is the biggest asshole when he is throwing up everywhere. We're happy to have Branko back in the studio cause really, it isn't a HAWTTI episode if he isn't there.

Episode 38: Elliot Smith Lives!

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 18:55:15 +1300

This episode is a double HAWTTI first - not only is it our very first (and probably last) episode in the sunny city of Christchurch, we also have our first actual celebrity guest on our show. That's right, THE Elliot Smith, prolific singer/songwriter (with such albums as X/O, Figure 8 and and Either/Or) is back from the dead for this very special HAWTTI episode. We discuss fame, fortune, and his battle with lifelong depression. The boy's offer Smith their opinions on their favourite Smith tracks, and Smith divulges his top 5, even playing a NEVER BEFORE HEARD TRACK at the end of the show. Well worth the download.

Episode 37: Quite A Bad Episode, Really

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:40:46 +1300

With this episode, the boys step down from the mantle and cement their place in podcast history's Razzie Awards. Years from now this episode will be hailed for destroying what little audience HAWTTI have left. Discussion ranges from Halloween parties, to the international and local elections, to really fat chicks and why we don't like them. There is even a throwback to previous episodes, that have sucked as bad as this one (Episode 2). The impotance of this monumental work cannot be underestimated. Yeah, really bad.

Episode 36: Quite A Good Episode, Really

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:29:01 +1300

With this episode, the boys step up to the mantle and cement their place in podcast history. Years from now this episode will be hailed for rejuvenating the tired podcast format. Discussion ranges from halloween, to the zoo, to current events involving retail stores. There is even a throwback to previous episodes, with a shocking conclusion to Metcalf's much talked-about bidding-saga. The importance of this monumental work cannot be underestimated. Yeah, really good.

Episode 35: Dr. Zeus

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:24:05 +1300

You heard the last abortion of an episode (sorry!) but this one's alright, the boys are on the level and they have some interesting things to talk about. Producer Pearce wasn't there (he was too busy indulging himself in an Artisan Guns circle jerk) and so they get political and also discuss their jobs, customers sure are shitty. They also talk about the BDO lineup and Home Improvement, as always. Stay tuned for the end of the episode as a special mystery guest makes a shockingly candid and frank appearance, you won't believe your ears!

Episode 34: DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:24:02 +1300

The show starts, dark as ever, and lo-and-behold Jonathan Morgan is drunk. And mad. Perhaps recording a show is a bad idea? When did that ever stop us at HAWTTI? Never I hear you say. So, we give you the full MORGAN DRUNK RANT episode, unedited, unmodified, staying true to the HAWTTI modus operandi. I mean really,

WOULD WE LIEEEE TO YOU?

Episode 33: If you're Gonna Shake, Fuckin' Do It RIght

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:24:00 +1300

With no guests appearing this time, we discuss a range of topics including how to write a hit pop song, MILF Sarah Palin, Tropic Thunder, Handshake Ethics and the not-so-recent death of the Hi-5. Pearce is talking alot more nowadays. Good on ya, Pearce.

Episode 32: Joseph Main

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:23:57 +1300

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Episode 31: Is There Anybody Out There?

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:23:54 +1300

This is basically a test episode to see who the fuck is still out there. Also the very first Jono + Metcalf duet show, which, as one can imagine, leads to alot of rants and no-hold-barred silliness. Good news: We discovered the pop rocks problem, looks like our usb soundcard has gone bust, so this show was recorded using the imac onboard mic, and it sounds pretty good. Thanks Apple Corp!

Episode 30: Dark Knight Spoiler

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:23:51 +1300

After much too long, the boys sit down too record the very first episode of the beginning of a new season (First Season out on August 1st RRP $59.99) of HAWTTI goodness to fill your downloading slots. We recap Metcalf's trip to Europe, some exciting bands coming to our shores, a queer peeing game, Metcalf spilling juice, and we vigourously and unceremoniously ruin the new Batman film, The Dark Knight.

Episode 29: No-Calf Cast

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:23:48 +1300

Metcalf's in Europe but does that mean nothing interesting has happened to the boys since? Hardly, lives have continued and sinces Calf's exit, they've had to deal with friends smashing vases, exams,and disgusting sports losses, among many other things. We hope you enjoy this very special episode, recorded at Pearce's place.

Episode 28: The Last Waltz

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:23:45 +1300

It is a sad day in HAWTTI history when we have to tell you all there won't be any new shows, for a while. Six weeks to be exact. However, the best we could do in this situation is give a rollicking final episode before the break. We believe we have achieved this tonight, and we hope many of you will remember us when July 19th rolls around because...well we have some ideas. And shit's gonna get BIGGER, BETTER even GERMANER. Tonight we cover an array of new Metcalf induced segments including "Retarded Regulars", discuss the goings on of the American Presidential election and the weekend's happenings. We also move forward and discuss our 5 Year Plans for the future. Thanks (really) for listening.

Episode 27: Tough Love

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:23:41 +1300

On the most tension-filled episode of HAWTTI yet, the shit hits the fan, with explosive results. Bridges are burned (and rebuilt) in an unprecedented episode of head-to-head arguing. We even manage to fit in the weekend's events, Indiana Jones, the new Rolling Stones film and a really strange call from macleans biggest metro. Listen, sure, but you've be warned.

Episode 26: Fight Club

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:57 +1300

This week sees a return of OUR FRIENDS - sorry about the wait, but we've truly been spending every waking minute compliling our thoughts on this one iandividual. Further topics are covered including favourite Bond themes, some fucking retarded ads, a blues game, and we're even treated to a guest appearance by "David Hartnell" for a gossip segment. Yes, you read right, the tabloids have infiltrated HAWTTI.

Episode 25: Our Friends

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:54 +1300

Setting the scene was Sly Stallone as "Cobra" in that classic action flick of the same name. Needless to say, it was a good night already. As always, we recount goings on of the weekend including a roaring 80th-Birthday bash in true Serbian style, Pearce's Slacks and a great cricket tale - real good vs. evil shit. There's even a new segment thrown into the mix.

Episode 24: A Midsummer Nights Cream

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:52 +1300

The boys bring you another fun-filled chapter of the Great HAWTTI Songbook. They discuss an awesome saturday night involving a gig, $16 cocktails and being hit on (horribly). Old men who fart (not Metcalf), pornographic shakespeare (possibly Metcalf) and nostalgic reflections on the greatness that was Pokemon.

Episode 23: If You Don't Know How To Download This Podcast, Ask

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:45 +1300

Alex Freer, drummer of The Artisan Guns joins the boys for a rip-roaring show of immense proportion. Crammed full of discussion about the weekends OC-esque happenings, awesome bars in the city and Morgan's questionable work ethics and much, much more. Almost definately our best ever show, perhaps even good enough to appease one angry-as-fuck german dude?

Episode 22: Ice To See You!

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:42 +1300

After seeing the new Rambo movie, the boys decided it was high time for a new installment of HAWTTI and lo and behold, Morgan was awake this time. Morgasm - what the fuck is that by the way? - joins Branko and Calf for some great discussion ranging from Arnold Schwarzenegger 's top notch oneliners in Batman & Robin to Morgan's beard.

Episode 21: There Will Be Bud

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:40 +1300

In the episode, Metcalf is no longer flying solo and is rejoined with pals Branko and Pearce for an emotional, heartfelt return to podcasting glory. We discuss stuff that has been occupying everybodys time so heavily recently, and some awesome concerts coming up. We also covered the Youtube genius of "There Will Be Bud" and swap some retarded work stories. Pearce talks loads, which is great.

Episode 20: 2Girls1Shitcalf

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:38 +1300

Have we got a show for you. Branko rants and raves about some crackwhore who (allegedly) stole his semen and created an army of bizzaro Branko's in order to get out a parking ticket. Morgan recounts his standup show on the 25, blow by blow (by blow). Metcalf and Pearce get into an on-air fist fight 'cause Calf insulted the Mars Volta's musical prowess. Oh and they killed Morgan. Bastards.

Episode 19: Liverpool Sucks

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:35 +1300

Everyone's favourite Scouser, Chinney Osunwa, stops by the Metcalf house this week for a revealing and controversial chat with the boys. They discuss the two best movies of the year (sans spoilers this time), Chinney's scary dad and how cool Dunedin is. Pearce and Branko both make good jokes and Morgan is uncharacteristically indecisive about his standup.

Episode 18: The Matthew Hope Variety Hour

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:31 +1300

As the boys sit down in Metcalf's basement to record a new (and very late) episode of HAWTTI something very unexpected happens, which makes the rest of the show sound like recess at a school for special needs children. However, we still managed to discuss some great recent film releases, answered some "If I was kneed in the neck" questions and Branko reads an passage from "The Old Man And The Sea". That one's for you, Ashleigh.

Episode 17: Private Property

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:27 +1300

In their first show since the dawning of 2008, the boys reflect on their tomfoolery over their New Year holiday. They discuss the latest release from Wes Anderson, "unfuckwithable" albums and people who steal food intended for everyone, ruining the holiday. Also, Metcalf cleaned up his computer, so the skipping is gone forever.

Episode 16: Christmas Special

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:25 +1300

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a host was stirring, not even a Morgan; The pages were refreshed by the browser with care, In hopes that a new ep would soon would be there; blah blah blah "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

Episode 15: Unforgivable

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:20 +1300

In an episode of bridges burning, Morgan yearning and Pearce being discerning (as always) the boys bring you some great stories, really quiet sound effects (which may be a relief). Morgan brings you another Loveable Loser™ story, and Pearce makes his first "Producer's Joke". And yes the rumours are true. HAWTTI will be recording a christmas special.

Episode 14: Newcomer Of The Year

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:17 +1300

Anthony still has his soundboard. It's 10 minutes since the last show. Morgan insists he knows more about Branko's family than he does. Marriage, conflict, forgetful sub-celebrities and sultry guitar players are all themes deeply woven in the thread of this episode.

Episode 13: K&P

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:13 +1300

In this episode, the boys (without Pearce) talk about what they've been up to since the last episode (a lot, it seems) and remember their final year at Macleans. They profess their love for a faraway beauty and wonder why Mr. Peek insisted on using the word "shit" so liberally.

Episode 12: Everyone Else Is Rubbish Except Us

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:09 +1300

In this episode the boys are joined by Matt Hope to discuss a contentious issue. No, not Metcalf's nipples, although that does come up later in the show. This episode....wow. Just listen. Be amazed.

Toliet, A Short Story

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:05 +1300

Here lies 50 seconds of the most ridiculous, retarded crap that you'll ever hear. Hopefully this should tide you all over till the next show. COMING SOON TO A COMPUTER NEAR "YOU".

Episode 11: The Prostitute

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:02 +1300

In this highly anticipated episode of HAWTTI, the boys talk about their semi-feud with a well known Devonport band, respond to a mysterious fan's video and tell the stories they wouldn't tell you before. Don't fuck with the Boden's.

Episode 10: Sexual Tension

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:22:00 +1300

Hark! Branko returns! The one and only Oliver Carle joins the boys in the studio for a second time, with even greater results. We touch on Math Rock, fucked up movies, WWE, and Branko uses a phrase flawlessly. We even spoil The Prestige for you listeners who haven't watched it yet.

Episode 8: Fair Enough

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:21:57 +1300

In a show that may or may not have actually happened, the boys improvise their way through sex offenders, the big day out lineup and why you should/shouldn't join the forum.

Episode 7: I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours!

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:21:54 +1300

Jokes! Pearce! Cocks! Brian Metcalf appears for possibly the best internet cameo ever. It all comes out in this episode, which must be heard to be believed.

Episode 6: Paying Our Debt

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:21:51 +1300

The boys are back in town! In their first show since August 9th (a whole month!) they talk about all that has happened in that long, crazy period of time. Moneyman, the decline of the E! Channel, and Dylan are discussed also. We are Pearceless and guestless yet again and have kept the show to a more moderate length.

Episode 5: Ya Nearly Had Us There!

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:21:48 +1300

In their longest and angriest show yet, the boys are joined by Moody Hikmet and reunited with Producer Pearce. They discuss Theatresports, read a letter from Ben Kettell, talk about classic New Zealand ads and get at each others throats. Joseph Main: You might want to steer clear of this one.

Episode 4: I Thought We Had A Deal!

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:21:46 +1300

In this episode, the boys are alone by themselves, without any guests or even Producer Pearce. This did not deter them however and they found a whole host of things to talk about, turning in their second longest show ever. They talk about fat people, broken teeth and the reach a conclusion on the beasts mask (finally). Anthonys dad stops by for a very special, unexpected, unedited cameo.

Episode 3: Seagull vs. Dog

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:21:43 +1300

In their longest (and best) show yet, the boys are joined by Hannah Lee and Matthew Hoyles to discuss Beauty and the Beast. They also find the time to muse about the Comedy Dogs, yet again + the Lastimes (two long dead Macleans institutions), think about pretentious art and talk about whether or not a seagull could actually lift up a dog, among other things. Producer Pearce has left the building.... and been replaced by Producer Calf.

Episode 2: Where in the World was the Funny?

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:21:41 +1300

Hello and Welcome to the Internet, Teacups! The lovely folk trio come and join the guys today and play three songs for your listening pleasure. A long discussion on all things Harry Potter takes place and they also muse on how poorly the show's going WHILE IT'S IN PROGRESS (how very post modern). The top 5 has to be heard to be believed.

Episode 1: Reverend Dobbyn

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:21:38 +1300

In their first proper episode, the guys are joined in the studio by Oliver Carle and discuss Dave Dobbyn, the Comedy Dogs (again) and the simpsons among much else. They are quite kind to their producer this time around. Pity. My Odeo Channel (odeo/2703a87807df1818)

Pilot Episode

anthony@helloandwelcometotheinternet.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:21:14 +1300

In their first ever episode, the guys discuss work stories, their greatest sandwiches and violently abuse their producer, among much else.